i lost most of my contacts so i dont really have people to talk to so…
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
"HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" MORE LIKE, "HOW I MET YOUR STEP MOTHER" JESUS CHRIST. I DO LOVE TED AND ROBIN BUT DAAAMNNNN THE STORY ONLY FEATURED THE REAL MOTHER’S STORY IN LIKE, 6 HOURS. II AM NOT OKAY SOMEBODY FUCKING HOLD ME!
ANYWAYS, TED MOSBY YOUR LOVE IS JUST THE GREATEST, YOU’RE SO CUTE BYE.
If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost
what a keeper looks like
fucking want someone like this omg
the day a guy sends this to me will be the happiest day of my life
Books by David Levithan