kik: genevadonna

i lost most of my contacts so i dont really have people to talk to so…


motherfucking-bounce:

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK

JUST, DAAAAMN.

"HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" MORE LIKE, "HOW I MET YOUR STEP MOTHER" JESUS CHRIST. I DO LOVE TED AND ROBIN BUT DAAAMNNNN THE STORY ONLY FEATURED THE REAL MOTHER’S STORY IN LIKE, 6 HOURS. II AM NOT OKAY SOMEBODY FUCKING HOLD ME!

ANYWAYS, TED MOSBY YOUR LOVE IS JUST THE GREATEST, YOU’RE SO CUTE BYE.

all i need is someone to show me i can trust again

sovietxprincess:

If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost

panthvr:

halllleybabbbby:

what a keeper looks like

fucking want someone like this omg

the day a guy sends this to me will be the happiest day of my life

panthvr:

halllleybabbbby:

what a keeper looks like

fucking want someone like this omg

the day a guy sends this to me will be the happiest day of my life

how fangirls communicate
    Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
    Fan 2: I know. I know.
theprotip:

Pro tips here

theprotip:

Pro tips here


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